Very Late Term Abortion Performed on Kansas Abortionist

Late-term abortion specialist, Dr. George Tiller was gunned-down in the lobby of his church.  It is believed that Dr. Tiller was NOT in Church scouting out potential pregnant women and promoting his "speciality."

Technically, though it appears that he was indeed murdered, the official term from Planned Parenthood is that a VERY LATE TERM ABORTION was performed on the Dr. himself.  Therefore, no charges will be filed.  

Nancy Pelosi rules vote takes a dangerous turn

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi during an intense floor debate, body-slams a house page for 'open defiance' when the page failed to curtsy as she passed in the hall.

Fashion Show! Fashion Show! Fashion Show at Lunch!

 Reality TV comes to Kabul, Afghanistan as 'Project Runway' electrifies this Muslim nation.  Though this week's winning garment STRONGLY resembles every previous week's winning 'ensemble,' tv producers note the intricate pattern in the air hole, as well as the 'Carolina blue' color.

Episcopalians gain 1st heterosexual priest in a decade

The Episcopal Church is cautiously admitting disgraced Catholic Priest Fr. Alberto Cutie.  Having been found by Miami photographers to be cavorting with a hottie latina, the Episcopal Church sent talent scouts to recruit the wayward priest.

The Episcopal Church doesn't usually bend its recruiting rules to find heterosexuals, but church leaders hope that Fr. Cutie may find some additional opportunities for degeneracy--ensuring a path to leadership.

Kim-Jong Il uses his POKEMON Card collection to threaten the West!

North Korean strong man, Kim Jong-Il attempts to threaten the West by withholding his classic POKEMON card collection.

GHOSTS captured on film!!!

Stunning News!! At last, GHOSTS have finally been captured on film! In this genuine photo, a gazillion ghosts are seen surrounding this hapless young arab chick.

CHINESE GYMNASTS GETTING EVEN TINIER!!

Chinese Gymnastics appear unconcerned in the wake of criticism received during the Beijing Olympic Games that Chinese gymnasts were just too dang small.  

In this photo, "18" year old gymnast, Pi Ping, performs her rings routine using PARIS HILTON's "Hoop-style" earrings.

Madrid BullFighter Seriously Kicks This Bull's Ass

Madrid Bullfighter, Manuel Estaban Ortillo Mendoza de Corazon Especiale, puts the SMACKDOWN on this bull.

Manuel's girly costume apparently lured the mighty bull into a false sense of security.

IRAN's TOP MODEL down to the FINAL FOUR!

   In Tehran, Iran, television viewers are going crazy over the "Burkha Babes" of the Middle East.