Friday, May 29, 2009

Episcopalians gain 1st heterosexual priest in a decade

The Episcopal Church is cautiously admitting disgraced Catholic Priest Fr. Alberto Cutie.  Having been found by Miami photographers to be cavorting with a hottie latina, the Episcopal Church sent talent scouts to recruit the wayward priest.

The Episcopal Church doesn't usually bend its recruiting rules to find heterosexuals, but church leaders hope that Fr. Cutie may find some additional opportunities for degeneracy--ensuring a path to leadership.

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